“I have 5 of the most adorable cats. They’re always asking for love and attention, snuggling in my lap or rubbing against my leg. My wife is allergic…”

My favourite quarantine purchase is my Apple Watch. It’s great to see how many steps I take from my desk to the fridge everyday.

“I hate carbonation so much because it hurts my nose… which is why you’ll see me violently shaking my coke zero before I open it. Beware.”

“The sitting on exercise balls while you work fad died out in 2012… I’m still on it. Literally. I haven’t had 1 single issue with my butt or back in the past 6 months. I love it!”

“My heart belongs to burgers. A burger without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.”

“I’ll always remember the time…because I have a watch.”

“Most people don’t know that my body heat is a major contributor to climate change.”

“If you tell me there is karaoke, I am the first one there… probably brought my own mic and backup singers.”

“I just bought a Honda Odyssey to fit my 4th kid. If you can get past how it looks and how it drives, and you can get past your ego, minivans are amazing!”

They don’t know, that we know, that they know, we know.

“The first English word I learned was lollipop. Now I use my words to help people. Stay in school.”

“I like the northern lights Zoom background, but Eric says I look like Zordon from Power Rangers.”

“For every tax problem there is a solution that is straightforward, uncomplicated, and wrong.”

“I really hope we hire a Victoria, Wilbur, or maybe a Zoe, so I don’t always have to be last on this alphabetized page”